• person: i didn't like guardians of the galaxy
  • person:
  • person: what are you doing
  • me: dance-off, bro. me and you. let's go
  • teacher: you have a new classmate
  • me: please for the love of god be a hot boy
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So8/29/14: “So, Jonathan - is it fair to say that the whole ‘Captain Serious’ thing, that you really don’t love it? [X]
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    norwayscurlingpants:

    norwayscurlingpants:

    what’s the difference between a bra and the calgary flames?

    a bra has 2 cups. 

    aaaaaaay

    how are the oilers similar 2 the titanic???

    they both sink when they hit ice


    aaaaaaaaaay